1. damn first and foremost she dont want half ur worth and definately wont stop u from seeing the kids no matta wat happens and for dat reason we are more comfortable wit dem.
2. when it comes to cookings she offers...amala n ewedu,poudo n afang,eba n white soup...ohhh the list is endlesss of finger licknnnnnn good stuff who d hell needs mayonaise and all dose white crappy dishes that smell like sandpaper....
3. When we go out we pay,u pay it dosent matter and we knw we wont face a legal suit later dating hw much shes spent..LOL
4. and to anotha top priority who wanna wake up to a wasp waist n sumtn wit silicon or stuffed in 18b bras...lol...we like our women...packing and bootylicious....wooof
5. as naggy and as wahala as they get u MAKE A BLACK BRO BETTA
6. YALL KNW HW TO ROLL IT............................................................
7. as dumb as we get u see the potential in US and dat GREAT
8. you wont cut off our......................in our sleep or neidr would u shoot us n the kids...whew
9.u dont xpect titanic movies sacrifices and understand watchn football wit us is our way of sayn i wanna b wit u always
10. Yall dont belive in flowers dey die...radr u love us homeeeeeee...
11.yall understand marraige is a sacred institution n tho sum of us cheat, u dont copy us...u radr try to make the marraige work or pour acid on the gal...n let us go scot free wit some reall warnin that would scare lucifer back to heaven
12. u dont do vibrators...U knw we got enuff for yall in the ryt amounts...wheneva,whereva
13. u make us think we in Charge whn u really d bosses...
14. u dont need a vicky dont tell no one to WOW us wit ur shape....
15. Yall xcuse our toilet seat manners..............................oppps
16. As un understandable as yall are we understand whn we act like u need
17. u have a family we could beg that ud listen to whn we go damn wrong
18. U call us names like Oga, my bobo ,oko mi(both versions) instead of things on a breakfast table...honey,sugar,etc.
19. Una get respect ooooooooooooooooooooooo
20. We dey enjy una texts tho we dey form busy to answer
21. UNA dey for lace and trads ....CHEI>>>>>>>>
22. u always got our backs even if na yahoo yahoo we dey do...efcc boys na jus gist i dey talk o may una no come catch me
23.When we turn off lite close door...una knw wetyn we mean
24.wateva una do wether na us help una or not una go add the glory on top us ...aint that cool
25.as bad as e bad...we always welcome to come chop for una crib....no bust us wey still dey date o
26..una sabi limits for club......ya we dig dat
27. una understand hw to move,dress and talk whn una jam our papa n mama
28..kai una dey prtect una man...we like..no1 fit talk anyhw
29.to hold una as we dey enta function or smtn...part from wetyn u dey feel...lol,una dey give us confido


Finally; We LOVE our women Period!!!

and the solid state boody flava we always got to go home to. we REALLY do love our women. give me mayo spread on boody anytime and watch me smile. nobody really wants a lizard in bed u no!